The Truth About The “Nice Guy”
“I’m a nice guy, I don’t get why girls don’t like me!”
“Women only like “bad boys”, that’s why I’m still single.”
“My lack of proper hygiene and socially inept personality are definitely not the reason women don’t like, it’s because I’m too nice.”
Dear “Nice Guys”,
Despite what you may think, you are actually not a nice guy. Comforting a girl when she is sad, and then getting angry when she doesn’t hop on your dick is not being nice. It’s being creepy. Buying a woman drinks in a bar and then listening to her problems until she makes out with her ex isn’t being a nice guy, it’s being a skeeze. Complaining about your crush’s “d-bag” boyfriend isn’t “looking out for her”, it’s being jealous. You creeps are the reason MsTaken was invented.
“But why do they always go for the BAD BOYS when they say they want a nice guy?!”
It’s because most of the time, these “bad boys” have a personality, take showers (with soap!), and don’t spend their nights playing World of Warcraft with cheeto dust in their neckbeard. Women will take a “bad boy” who has a life outside of worshiping her over a “nice guy” who wakes her up at 3am by calling her “just to hear her voice.”
“Women WANT to be treated like shit! That’s why they hate nice guys!”
No, its because a woman’s idea of a good time isn’t having you mouth-breathe next her during a Star Wars marathon in your parent’s basement as you awkwardly decide if you should touch her boob or not.
“But I gave her everything, and she still dumped me, that heartless bitch!”
Leaving roses in her bedroom while she’s on vacation and you aren’t dating is not giving her everything. It’s breaking and entering.
“But I’ve always been such a good friend to her, why doesn’t she want to take the next step?”
Because you probably creep her out, or she just doesn’t like you that way, or she doesn’t want a boyfriend. Don’t assume that just because you are kind to her she should like you. There are multiple factors that contribute to a relationship. You wouldn’t just date a woman because she was kind to you, right? There’s her morals, values, friends, job, location, looks, intelligence…okay!
The bottom line: Nice guys, stfu please. We don’t care if your dick is made of solid gold and you want to buy us expensive dinners, if you’re going to call yourself nice and bitch about how women don’t want you because of that, fuck off.