If Facebook Was Reality
What would life be like if Facebook was reality?
-“Poking” someone would be a lot more awkward.
-Puking in a toilet in your underwear just wouldn’t be as funny as it seemed in the photo.
-Constantly knowing what your freshman year science partner is doing would be a lot more irritating, especially when all he talks about is his car and his favourite Simpsons quote.
-Hitting “ignore updates from this person” would work much in the same way the “you’re dead to me, I’m ignoring you” clause works.
-De-tagging yourself from embarrassing photos would be comparable to Alzheimers disease. “Weren’t you making out with that fat guy in the kitchen of Dave’s house?” “Nope, not me.”
-Divorce courts would be obsolete, simply just change your status from “Married” to “Single”.
-No more “getting to know you” talks on dates, reading pre-made profiles is sufficient.
-Myspace would be the equivalent to foreign countries. Illegal immigrants would be 14 year old Jr. high kids who like to write bad poetry and mail chain letters.
-Making new friends becomes much easier, as you’d receive an updated “suggested friends” list every month in the mail.
-No one would ever see you looking ugly again. Only best-angled and most-flattering-lighting versions of you would be available.
-That said, no one would ever see you from a view that wasn’t from 5 feet above your head.
-My dog would have more friends than I do.