People in Alleys
People I don’t want to meet in a dark alley:
-Anyone wearing axe cologne
-An undercover cop who is actually off duty and just wants some drugs, man
-Angry sun from Mario brothers
-Jesus. If he’s making his big comeback in a dark alley, it can’t be a good sign.
-My mom. What’s she doing there anyway?
-Michael Jackson after faking his own death. Awkward.
People I do want to meet in a dark alley: