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Top 10 Reasons to Call Out of Work Tomorrow

July 6, 2009

Top 10 Reasons to Call Out of Work Tomorrow

10. There’s a spider near the door and no one to kill it.

9. Pre-gaming for the weekend.

8. Erection won’t go away (works even better if you’re a woman).

7. Saw boss naked on the internet, can’t look him in the eye anymore.

6. Boss saw you naked on the internet, can’t look him in the eye anymore.

5. Busy solving the JFK murder mystery. If they object, call them unpatriotic.

4. Sick with the 24-hour Bubonic plague.

3. Beer pong tournament.

2. Horoscope said to call in sick.

1. Celebrating the formation of the United Communist Party of Armenia.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. July 6, 2009 10:13 pm

    Ha, am quite glad 6 and 7 haven’t happened to me ;)

  2. July 9, 2009 10:37 am

    I used 5, they didn’t buy it. I am in the UK though, maybe it only works in the US?
    lols.
    x

  3. July 13, 2009 7:35 pm

    It’d be funny to use the erection excuse. Sorry, boss, I’ve got a raging hard on that just won’t go away. I’ll be in as soon as it deflates. I’m sure you understand.

  4. July 16, 2009 2:50 am

    hahahaha!
    I am totally using #1 tomorrow.

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