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The America’s Next Top Model Drinking Game

November 17, 2009

After Cycle 3 of America’s Next Top Model it became painfully obvious that the show was pretty easy to figure out. Did this stop me from watching it? Hell no. I can’t go without my weekly dose of crazy Tyra Banks. As any college student knows, the way to make something more interesting is to just add alcohol. My friend Meghan invented the America’s Next Top Model drinking game, perfect for any girl’s night in:

Take one drink if:
-Tyra says something crazy
-Tyra says something about Tyra
-A girl calls another “bitch”
-A girl says the word “ghetto”
-Girl trips on the runway
-Tyra says to “smile with your eyes”
-Girl cries about how hard life is for her
-Miss Jay rolls his eyes back and gasps
-Accidental racist remark made by a white girl
-Janice makes a disgusted face (note that yes, Janice’s face is always disgusting, but you know what we mean)
-The word “fierce” is said
-Someone claims “This is my dream!”
-A girl is criticized as being “too commercial”

Take two drinks if:
-Tyra says something about the “dark side of modeling” or the “ugly side of fashion”
-Previews show something crazy happening but it’s just a trick
-Girl mentions her baby at home
-Girl accidentally comes out about her sexual orientation
-Miss Jay/Mr. Jay make awkward gay advances/flirting on straight men
-Girl stars a sentence with “In my country…”
-Girl tries to explain herself by repeating the same words over and over
-Girl says “I’m not here to make friends”

Finish drink if:
-Tyra fakes an injury/illness as a way of tricking the girls into learning something new (aspect of modeling, upcoming trip, impending photo shoot theme, etc.)
-Girl comes down with a mysterious illness before a major photo shoot.

Have fun, and drink responsibly!

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Le Templar permalink
    November 25, 2009 1:20 am

    Interesting post, although I don’t watch the show so I’m sure some of your best lines just flew by me. Remember good blogging techniques. In this case, I think you definitely need one or more links to the show’s home page, and perhaps to the local station that airs it, and some kind of schedule that shows when it’s on. If you can’t link to the schedule, please tell readers when they can watch it so they can join in the fun!

  2. November 26, 2009 2:30 pm

    top model ..amazing show

  3. December 2, 2009 10:48 pm

    Can boys play, too?

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