Quickie: Keepin’ It In The Family
Late last year in Georgia, the unthinkable happened. A political sex scandal. I know, I know, insane right? Representative Glenn Richardson, a married republican who was a big advocate of family values (I.E. monogamy), was outed for having a sexual affair with a lobbyist.
Richardson resigned amidst the scandal, and Paulding County voters hit the polls last week to elect their new representative. The winner?
Daniel Stout, another republican who preaches family values. The only difference is, Stout had already had his affair revealed. But he went the extra mile. Oh yeah, why stop at banging the intern? Why not just incorporate your affair into your agenda?
Stout admitted to previously cheating on his first wife. While she was pregnant. WITH HIS WIFE’S MOTHER.
At least he kept with those family values…sort of…right?
Who knew semi-incestuous adultery was a family value?