How To Sign Up For College Classes
It’s that time of year again: picking out classes for the next semester of college.
Step 1: Pick out the classes you like and want to take.
Step 2: Discover that almost all the classes you like are either filled up, won’t fit into your schedule, or aren’t required for your degree.
Step 3: Pick out classes you only sort-of like.
Step 4: Sign up for classes.
Step 5: Have one thing go wrong. Re-do entire schedule.
Step 6: Sign up for classes.
Step 7: Have a blissful 3 weeks of a semi-perfect schedule ready. Right before classes start, discover some have been canceled due to lack of enrollment, or because God hates you.
Step 8: Scream.
Step 9: Desperately attempt to re-arrange your school schedule to coincide with your work schedule, your degree track, outside obligations, and attempts at sleeping at least 5 hours a night.
Step 10: Fail miserably and spend the semester balancing second-choice classes and a crippling social life.