20 Reasons Pizza is Better Than a Relationship
January 6, 2011
- Pizza will go out or stay in with you anytime, anywhere.
- If you take a break from pizza, you know it will be just as delicious (and untouched) as you left it.
- Pizza tastes great the morning after.
- Pizza always has a co-oven-buddy you can hook your friends up with.
- Pizza doesn’t care if you taste a few other pizzas when you get bored with it.
- Unlike sex, pizza is good hot and cold.
- Pizza doesn’t mind any extra weight you put on, and encourages you to keep eating.
- Pizza will change to fit your tastes.
- Pizza doesn’t mind if you invite the girls over last minute for drinks and Sex and the City marathons.
- The more, the merrier.
- Obesity is a tasty disease, unlike gonorrhea.
- If you get tired of pizza, you can throw it away without feeling bad.
- Pizza is always willing to experiment.
- The only time pizza leaves you waiting is when the delivery person gets stuck in traffic.
- Pizza burns you on accident only.
- Pizza doesn’t need a morning-after pill if things get messy.
- You can always bring pizza to your parent’s house.
- There’s always another pizza waiting to be with you when you’re done with one.
- Paying for pizza is totally socially acceptable.
- Pizza will sit next to you and please you all night while you play the Sims 3 while wearing sweatpants.